Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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