Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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