You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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