So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Do you still have your period?
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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