Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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