Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
God, I missed his penis.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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