Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
So I just watched a seagul attack my boss and steal his food in the parking lot. Today might not be a bad day lmfao.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
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