you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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