So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
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