ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
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