I don't remember. Are we still dating?
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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