you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
Randomize