But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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