butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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