we're blogging at a bar
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
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