Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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