Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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