His pubic hair was longer than his dick
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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