Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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