we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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