i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Everyone says I win the strip club
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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