OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
He told me he wanted a penis beard so that he could look at girls faces when they gave him blowjobs. i have to say, i kind of admire his creativity
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
These tits shall not be calmed
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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