So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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