He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
