Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
We got so high we made milksteak
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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