I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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