why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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