I wish life had little blips of pornography
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
is it fun? or sober?
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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