The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
This is my gift to your gina
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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