fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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