i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
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