DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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