: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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