I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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