do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
ugly people sure do ruin things
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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