You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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