he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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