As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
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Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
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