Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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