paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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