your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I'm going to keep a tally of how many lives I ruin this summer. Starting today.
Already at 3 and it's not even noon.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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