his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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