Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
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