Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
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