He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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