Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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