Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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