and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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