Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
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