i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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