he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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