sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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