i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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