got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I want a bottle of whiskey to be dropped at my doorstep like a stork drops babies when they are delivered to their parents.
God what have you done to be that much in need of alcohol.
Me WANTS my preciousssssssssss
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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